So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
