i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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