if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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