This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
No subtext here. People are naked.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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