Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Randomize
