i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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