You can't motorboat a personality
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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