I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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