he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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