I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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