No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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