This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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