dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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