why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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