So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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