ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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