I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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