How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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