I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I deserve this hangover.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Randomize
