Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I want her autograph on my taint
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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