apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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