I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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