He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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