We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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