I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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