its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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