all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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