i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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