The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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