"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
