You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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