yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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