your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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