I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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