I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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