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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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