ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
oh god was she eating orange peels again
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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