Too much gin, very little bucket
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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