So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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