I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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