Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Drunk is not a location!
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
He has the fingertips of a God
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