Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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