new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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