shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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