He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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