How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
