who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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