I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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