We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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