i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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