S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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