I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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