He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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